love will tear us apart

What's wrong with our society?

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding, please. Oh and then 72 days later, I'd like a divorce.
  • America: Well, sure, why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five minutes later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later 'cause we were both drunk, lololololololololol.
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS? THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, SO, GTFO.